- Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn't the main reason to have a cat so you don't have to waste time developing normal human relationships?
- If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.
- Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.
- The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed...because now it must get up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)
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- Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn't the main reason to have a cat so you don't have to waste time developing normal human relationships?
- If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.
- Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.
- The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed...because now it must get up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.
Paperback
$9.99